Words of Wisdom

I lifted this off of PPM because I know some non-Clubbers who may enjoy it:

- Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

- Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

- Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

- Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

- Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

- If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

- Never buy a car you can't push.

- Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

- Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

- The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

- Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

- You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

- Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

- We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

- Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

- Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today...