Thought For Today

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

There is someone who I'd love to push down a flight of stairs right now. And I'd have a cheering section, too. But I wont. I wasn't raised like that, and frankly this jerkoff isn't worth going to jail for. I'm making a public promise to myself: I will breath in and out deeply, go for walks, have some cocktails, basically do things that help me relieve stress. When is Metallica Touring again? I NEED TO SET MY ANGER FREE!