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There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington , DC this year. . . 2005!

The Supreme Court has ruled unanimously that there cannot be a Nativity Scene on the White House lawn in Washington , DC this Christmas season. This unfortunate decision isn't for any religious reason.

Though the committee searched for months, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin over the age of four in the Nation's capitol.

The committee did find that there was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.