Happy Festivus!

With Festivus Pole in hand, here is my list of grievances for 2005.

*People who put more time into Reality TV and less time into their own reality
*Supervisors who micromanage and enjoy torturing their employees
*Yankee fans, all of them!
*90-year olds who win mega-millions: At that age do they really need all of that money?
*Gossipy people
*Selfish people
*Cheap people (Open your wallet, you can’t take it with you!)
*People who do not walk fast enough and are holding up everyone who is behind them (a HUGE rush hour pet peeve)
*Mean, nasty, spiteful people
*People who think their shit doesn’t stink, when in fact, it does

That list was off the top of my head. Maybe when I’m in a real pissed off mood I can air out some better grievances. Now to complete the Festivus celebration, I must perform feats of strength (which for me means walking into a COACH store and walking out without a new bag!)